Tuesday, May 20, 2003
...and I DON'T hobble when I walk.
Saturday, May 17, 2003
We start shooting again on June 1. Went to the FLIM's house a few days ago to work out a rudimentary sked of sorts and tried to figure out how to do some of the more difficult scenes. The FLIM seems to think I've given up on doing the film, which is the farthest thing from my mind. I've gained like 20 pounds since we last shot so it would pose some problems. I'm pretty sure the FLIM's legendary and colossal talent as filmmaker will be able to work it out.
No JENNY yet...no BILL yet...no MAYOR yet... the latter two wouldn't be too much of a problem I guess, but the Jenny problem is something we've been wrestling with for some time.
Thursday, May 01, 2003
ATTENTION:
ACTOR WANTED TO DOUBLE FOR LAZY MAIN CHARACTER WHO IS TOO BUSY FEEDING HIS STUPID DOG TO EVEN RAISE HIS FLABBY EYE BROWS FOR A CLOSE-UP.
1.MUST BE SEVERELY FAT IN THE LOWER ABDOMINAL SECTION FOR PROFILE SHOTS
2. MUST HAVE LOTS OF CREASES IN THE NECK AREA FOR OVER THE SHOULDER SHOTS
3. MUST HAVE A WHINNING VOICE THAT SHRILLS LIKE HELL WHEN MAD
4.MUST WOBBLE WHEN WALKING
If anyone knows anyone that fits this description please inform me. So that I may finish the film without disturbing the oversized yeti lounging in the laguna lake area from his joyful and sedentiary existence.
ACTOR WANTED TO DOUBLE FOR LAZY MAIN CHARACTER WHO IS TOO BUSY FEEDING HIS STUPID DOG TO EVEN RAISE HIS FLABBY EYE BROWS FOR A CLOSE-UP.
1.MUST BE SEVERELY FAT IN THE LOWER ABDOMINAL SECTION FOR PROFILE SHOTS
2. MUST HAVE LOTS OF CREASES IN THE NECK AREA FOR OVER THE SHOULDER SHOTS
3. MUST HAVE A WHINNING VOICE THAT SHRILLS LIKE HELL WHEN MAD
4.MUST WOBBLE WHEN WALKING
If anyone knows anyone that fits this description please inform me. So that I may finish the film without disturbing the oversized yeti lounging in the laguna lake area from his joyful and sedentiary existence.
