Wasted Movie Diary

After weeks of waiting for some jackass actor get a free day in his calendar I have finally hit on a brainstorm that will ensure the completion of the MOVIE.I had my computer graphics team come up with a simulated character.Unfortunately they could never duplicate his graceless wobble and unsteady gait.Turns out we need a sensor encoded suit attachement to the original actor to record his actions which would then be thrown into the digital realm for texture mapping. I told the animators if I could have that TWATH on the first place then there would be no need to animate the bastard!Two options are available. One,kidnap him on his wedding day which wont be a problem since I am invited. Haul his ass to the studio. Then strap his body with the sensor device and then at gun point order him to walk around. Once enough material has been recorded i'd strip him bare naked and dump him in the south super highway.Let's see him talk his way out of it.or plan an all out assault on EX PRESIDENT ESTRADA'S Longing and convince him to take over the role.either ways is good enough for me. bUT i'm rather PARTIAL TO KIDNAPPING THE JACKASS and making him go home with only his birthday suit!